GREENWICH, Conn. –
A former Stamford police officer has been charged with lewd conduct
involving a toy banana. Arthur Bertana, 62, who had been on probation
for lewd conduct more than four years ago, was arrested Saturday after
police said he placed a toy banana in his pants and flashed people.
Bertana was charged with breach of peace and interfering with a police officer.
“Over a span of time, there were several
reports of a subject wearing extremely tight pants with an obvious
bulge stuffed down his pants,” Sgt. Roger Petrone Jr. said Wednesday.
Bertana would allegedly greet passersby
on the busy street while trying to draw attention, Petrone said. At
times, he placed a bag in front of his pants, then moved it and show
the bulge, he said.
“It was a yellow, plush, child’s toy banana,” Petrone said. “It had a smiley face on it.”
That banana will never smile ever again.
Amanda1011 says:
Where do you find there articles?!?!
Hey_Granny says:
I agree with amanda. You sure now how to find interesting articles. Funny and interesting. TTYL
~~R~~
elfincracker says:
tee hee. tee hee. smiley bananna. tee hee.
.aubs.
Kid_8_Zero says:
that’s grosser than gross
Earth_Alien_RV3 says:
Hohohohoho, man!!! That’s SAD…and funny all at once!!
Bytheway, here’s the link for that movie I was ranting about:
http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-147.htm
It’s so random, but it’s freakin hilarious if you like random!
God bless!
–RV3.
Cease_a_roni says:
hmm… well, I dont really have anything to say about the banana issue, but thanks for letting everyone know I am a speeder!!! haha. i dont care… i was laughing when I read that.
have a good one!
Hey_Granny says:
Hey Matt,
I think that it is time for an update. Of course I could be wrong. LOL Whatever! I will talk to you later.
~~R~~
Amanda1011 says:
[1] Who are you? Amanda
[2] Are we friends? Yup
[3] When and how did we meet? At Calvary and online
[4] How have I affected you? You have inspired me to take Sign Language
[5] What do you think of me? You’re a really cool guy
[6] What’s the fondest memory you have of me? Watching the Incredibles!
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? We’ll probably stay enemies forever.
[8] Do you love me? As a brother
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Nope
[10] Would you hug me? Of course… I’m a hugger
[11] Would you kiss me? If we were dating
[12] Do you like me? Yup
[13] Are we close? Kinda
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? Your contentment
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? Nope… you’re fine just the way you are
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 2… you’re mean mean mean!
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. La la la… don’t do nicknames….
[18] Am I loveable? Yup
[19] How long have you known me? A bit over two weeks
[20] Describe me in one word. Superific
[21] What was your first impression? He’s a really nice guy!
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? No!
[23] What do you think my weakness is? I have no idea
[24] Do you think I’ll get married? Oh of course
[25] What about me makes you happy? We have the same taste in movies
[26] What about me makes you sad? You don’t like cheesecake
[27] What reminds you of me? Star Wars…
[28] What’s something you would change about me? Nope
[29] How well do you know me? Prety well for two weeks
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? Yes… that I really do smile. IT WAS ALL A LIE!!! I’m sorry.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? Oh… you probably have it in you… for stupid people!
[32] Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you? Already did… and already did